Sometimes I hate it when people go on and on about the expression in their dogs eyes. To me, a typical dog's emotional range is "happy to have food" to "happy to eat you as if you were food". They always seem kinda dumb and overeager to me, which is why I like cats because even though they are dumb sometimes, they don't show it.
This myth was dispelled the other day when I found this "canine model". Look at his face. That look is humiliation. I sincerely hope it turned to "I hate you" and he took care of his stylist.
--More: I just stared at this again for a little while and realized that not only are the front legs all messed up in this photo, but that display window looks like a yellow ball. The result is that this poor beast looks like a seal with a big tongue. Even the tongue looks superimposed. OF COURSE he is panting! You just wrapped a furry creature in rubber. It's hot in there.
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oh, oh!! baby doll....
I know your'e right.I
I know those who receive humiliation so freely are well, usually unappealing, but,
you must understand!
What if:
you were forced to expell your fluids on paper in front of guest as a first learning trial?
collared w/ some "leather" circle round your throat?
possibly even saying engraved upon it, something as humiliating as "mommaluvsmeso"
Like boys who see aunt coras feet in open toed sandals at 4, get a feeling and then skulk streets looking for that warm envelopement again, it's what we have trained them to do!
Why I'm surprised that dog didn[t throw off the yellow mac and grab the nearest latex catalogue handy for all we have taught him!!!!
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