Swinus Infection

I have managed to not get too caught up in the panic blitz around the Swine Flu. However, last night I caught myself sniffling quite a bit and a bit of anxiety creeped in. I looked at the person across from me and thought "You gave me this. You just got off a plane. An infected, poxy ridden plane. You bitch!" Then snapped out of my reverie, took a sip of my drink and thought the medicinal powers of ginger, lemon and rum would make it all go away. This is precisely why I could never be a doctor.